If you give a Jeep Owner a Lift Kit
If you give a Jeep Owner a Lift Kit, he will need to buy new jacks to hold the jeep while he installs it.
Once he has the jack he will need to have a Lift party to install the kit.
Once the kit is installed, he will take a look at it and decide he needs bigger tires.
Once he gets the new tires he will discover the full size spare no longer fits on the back of the jeep, so he will need a new tire carrier and bumper.
While he is getting the bumper he might as well get a new hitch to go with it, which will require an adjustable ball mount in order to pull a trailer.
Now that the Jeep is lifted he will need to install handles so that the wife can in the Jeep.
As long as everyone is in the Jeep he might as well go off-Roading, and give it a try.
While he is out there he will want to try some of the tougher trails, where he will discover that the lift is not quite high enough. So he will probably want to get a larger lift kit.
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You forgot the new steering stabilizer, hi-lift jack, winch, new front bumper, belly-up skids....